Lala siao siao.....

Hohoho...since it's safe to assume to nobody reads this blog........let me describe one half of the blog owner...the Eastside Girl...

Haiz...where do I start.....

Let's just do a number thing than:

1. She's super evilT_T....trust me on this...T______________________T....super super kenevil, and mean.....why liddat la you tell me.....she's evil cause errr.....she wouldn't hug me onlineT_T...everytime i go hugga hugga? you know what she replies KICKGA!!!!!seee la seee la where got people liddat one you tell me....

2. Errr mean to animals...hohoho....don't think I dunno okay jean.....your blackie got lost in the drain...ahahahahaha=x....ahahaahahhaa=x....so funny when you told me.......see la simply let doggie run around....then don't forget power bunnyT_T...this girl is so evil...she bought bunny hay or something and expired one because big bag for 50% off...see la so mean..then proceeded to leave bunny in dorm while she crosses the bridge to go home to punish bunny why...because bunny bit her slipper or something...why so mean la you....

3. Lack loyalty can.........while i'm away in another country you go affair left right=x...how can how can.....don't pretend hor...i saw on friendster msgs like honey la..darlin la.....grrrrrr.....not like i jealous la*cough cough*....see la..then somemore dare tell me she wants kawaii japanese mistress because so cuteT_____________T

4. Prejudice also....=x....don't pretend la...worst than any chavounistic man on earth....everyday tell me no +/- on my weight one kg also cannot else divorce me...seeeeeee la.....seeeee la....so evil i think i just broke my heartT_T

5. Always teasing me...I'M OLDER LA.......by 7 months okay!!!!!that's like one year liao when rounded up.....and and everyday so mean..tease meT_T....ask her don't remember some things i tell her she die die also must recall then pretend to bring it up then say where got la....i was talking about something else....dunno why liddat one....

AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.....

okay la..she's my soulmateT____________________T and the best one ever....for she's really smart,kind KLUTZY but it's okay I still likie you.....and above all....can tolerate me and my nonsense everyday onlineT_______________________T

So happy nothing day......remember to miss me tons.......buy me ice cream.......and let me go find new eye candy...bai bai=x

OOOH...and

hugggga hugggga uggga huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuga me.....